The Ninja VIP Super Club is doing a slow drag across the American Midwest, culminating in female sacrifice. When they kidnap a super hot babe that local scumbag Rex has his eyes on - it's up to him to become a ninja to steal her back from them. Then she can have his babies! Join Rex, his armless sensei, a badass ball ripper, a dragon, a gang of puppies, some detached feet, and a mean ninja motherfucker who trains by beating up cows for a fucked up experience that'll make you wanna eat egg rolls until you shit your pants.